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Here is the analysis:
"Well, what can I say? We're finally getting into firepower, and Naomi Armitage has lots of it! Not only does she carry it and know how to use it, she also has an attitude full of firepower. Definitely not built in Detroit, and definitely not your father's Oldsmobile, Armitage, with the help of her partner ex-Chicago Police officer Ross Syllibus, can take on and destroy a 2000-droid Martian army and only suffer a few scratches! What is so unusual about Armitage is not only the fact that she packs a lot of heat, she can also procreate...a feature unheard of by many in the cybernetic manufacturing community. Even Chef was heard to have asked Armitage to spend some time with him, that is, until she pulled out her automatic pistol and threatened to shoot him a new asshole! Man, I'd hate to see if she ever has those times of the month! Anyway, how cool it is to see an unusual cyborg crack the Top 20!" |
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 Stuart Scott explains:"Packin' more firepower than the Iraqi military, Naomi Armitage is one woman I definitely would not want to mess with! Not only can she fire a few rounds, she can take a few also! I don't just mean a few slaps here and there like one of those Cynthia Rothrock China O'Brien flicks. I mean more like a few things like .45s and laser cannons! Of course what is amazing about Armitage is not only can she act like the perfect military machine, she also acts entirely human, right down to being able to conceive, and no, Xelloss, I don't think she wants to sleep with you either. (Xelloss: 'Dammit!') All in all, I must agree with my partner, Rich, when he says it's cool that a cyborg cracked the Top 20!" |
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Wow! You gotta love a woman who packs guns! |
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I like her valiant style. |
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I can't see too well...is that a woman or a machine? |
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Hey! I think I've been shot! No, actually I meant to say I think I need a shot! |
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Women and guns? Hell, she's just as good without them! |
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At least she doesn't use bull$#!% magical spells... |
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But does she have to use raw violence to uphold the law? |
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Yes, but how can you look at a naked cyborg??? |
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I wouldn't mess with her so she could kill me... |
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Does she like to use handcuffs often? |
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But she has no soul...how can you judge a person with no soul? |
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Shut the f#@& up! It's my contest, I've got the last say, and I say number 17! |
