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Here is the analysis:
"Hot damn! Now, there are some hot-looking women, and there some really damn sexy women as well who excel in the areas of class, fine arts, and ass-kicking when it comes down to it. After having said all of that, meet Madoka the Pick. She can be a bad ass at times, but once you get a look at her, you can't help but to be captivated by Madoka's beauty. I do know one thing...Fujisawa-sensei just really adores Madoka Ayukawa, even though he was too drunk and passed out to admit that to Stuart and me. Word has it that he pre-ordered the Kimagure Orange Road TV series laser disc set upon first finding out he could do it. Why not? I feel like it would be sufficient proof if there is any question why Madoka Ayukawa is here in the Top 20." |
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 Stuart Scott explains:"I'll tell you what, Rich...if I were heavily into anime like the obscure, i mean, esteemed panel of judges, I think I probably would've pre-ordered that KOR disc set as well. I don't think I would've drank until I passed out, however. Does anyone want to get Fujisawa-sensei some smelling salts so he can get his drunk ass off the floor? I guess he's been celebrating too hard after finding out Madoka Ayukawa made the Top 20. I'm pretty sure it wasn't because he was trying to drink 'til she's cute. Surprisingly, no one else had as much to drink over this decision. I guess you've gotta say that it's pretty cool that a girl can be in the Top 20 and only one of the judges completely drunk!" |
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How come girls like Madoka Ayukawa didn't go to my high school in Wichita Falls?!? |
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How come the only women I seem to meet are either underage or 2x4's? |
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Isn't life great? |
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* in a drunken stupor and without comment * |
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Maybe she stole my $400! How else could a high school girl look so hot?!? |
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All she gave me was a big kick in the ass! What did I do now? |
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Somebody help me revive this drunk bitch Fujisawa... |
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At least I am no longer being given electrical shock therapy by Madoka! AAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!! Stop it, Lum!!! |
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Another fine addition, I must say... |
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Kinda reminds me of American Pie. |
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Bless you, my child, and your big, firm, luscious...uh...bless you, my child. |
Ayukawa Madoka Shrine
Isn't it nice? I made the Top 20!
Ohhhhh, baby!
Why don't you smile for the camera? I know I'd love you bettah!
Somebody say HEEEEYYYY!!! WE WANT SOME........!!!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah! I'm back in black!
Get your motor runnin'...
After seeing this hotdog, the judges feel they're Better Off Dead
Aloha, oi...
Another swimsuit shot...we didn't think you'd mind
How about a towel shot?
Tennis, anyone?
raaaaaaanmaaaaaa! Guess what I'll do for you if you make me number one!
Now...is the glass half-full or half-empty?
What the hell do you mean, Xelloss is coming to sleep with me?!?
Perverted boo-berry-eating, Olson twins-watching bastard...
Hello, police? I'd like to report a stalker...
How can you guys only make me number four?
C'mon...I'm Madoka Ayukawa! What else needs to be said? Who's ass am I going to kick first?!?
Yamcha, you'd better tell that little bitch Xelloss that he's next!
Links to Madoka Ayukawa
Kimagure Orange
Road Shrine
Love Triangle in Kimagure Orange Road: A Pictorial
If you dare, you can view Dabytches - ranma's Bottom 10
Or, you can take another gander at our esteemed
judges and runners-up
Rich Eisen explains:
