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Here is the analysis:
Rich Eisen explains:
"Well, what is somewhat disappointing about having to give analysis on Chocolate and Tira Misu is that the judges were only able to obtain separate photographs of the two sisters, making it somewhat difficult to do a comprehensive analysis, so I will speak about Chocolate,
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Stuart Scott explains:
"Well, the first time I saw Tira Misu in ordinary form, she looked to me like a reject from that 'Little Orphan Annie' movie. In fact the specs she wears almost reminded me of the goggles Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wore during his days with the Los Angeles Lakers. Don't get me wrong...at least she isn't like her older sister. Tira is usually very polite and takes her household duties very seriously.
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Yeah, they're all right. Some days even a good beating is nice. |
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Well, Tira is usually sweet and polite, and both do have great combat skills. |
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That's cool the way they can snatch their weapons from empty air! |
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* hic! * Please, beat me again! |
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Hey, Chocolate! Get your hand off my ass! I already said you girls were in! |
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heh-heh-heh...Mousse said snatch... Well, you girls look like fanboy material, and I hate those gross, fanboy bastards! If you both give me a threesome, I'll be willing to forget about that. |
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At least you bad girls fight on the side of justice! |
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Damn, you both look good enough to eat! Please beat me one more time! |
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You girls definitely have the abilities to be anything-goes martial artists. What a great way to snatch a spot on the Top 20! |
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I told you, if you'd brought some ice with your wire and whip, you'd probably score higher! |
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You girls are both worthy. I need another hit. |
Andromeda's Manga Illusion Bakuretsu Hunters World
What do you plan on doing with that broom, Tira?
You aren't gonna strangle all of us with that wire, are you, Chocolate?
Come and get it, that is, if you can handle it!
Remember...exercise at least eight minutes a day, and you, too, can have a body like this
Dammit,
ranma! Whaadaya mean we only get to be number 20???
Links to Chocolate and Tira Misu
AnimeInfo.org - Bakuretsu Hunters Quickie Guide
Rho-Ohki's Party Place
If you dare, you can view Dabytches - ranma's Bottom 10
Or, you can take another gander at our esteemed
judges and runners-up
while my esteemed colleague Stuart Scott will speak about Tira. Any questions? Good. Chocolate usually appears to be an ordinary cutesy-girl at times, but in reality, she does have a bit of a mean streak in her. She takes crap from nobody and is fairly quick to anger. Can we say, pro football player Bryan Cox, anyone? Now, taking a look at the picture on the right, you can see she looks like a biker-dominatrix and knows how to use a piano wire as a weapon. There is one question the judges would've loved to have answered...when Chocolate wears only suspenders, how in the hell do they always stay on her nipples when she moves? Maybe pro wide receiver Rickey Dudley should invest in whatever stick-em material Chocolate Misu uses for his hands so he can catch more passes. The judges also wanted to know where in the world she keeps her weapons with an outfit like that. Chocolate wouldn't comment on any of that, but the judges, for the most part said they were impressed anyway."
Then the judges handed me the picture you see on the right. Whoa, she's pretty feisty-looking. Kinda reminds me of New Jersey Devils' captain Scott Stevens when he steps out onto the ice...looking to whip someone's ass. She's even got this thing for whipping Carrot, even though she claims it's to calm down his werewolf form. All I gotta say is, if she were riding in the Kentucky Derby, Tira Misu would probably win by the length of a semi-truck, the way she'd be whipping her horse! Of course, like Chocolate, the judges wanted to know where she keeps her weapons when she's in battle. Well, she wasn't about to reveal her secret, but preceded to whip the judges until they bowed down to her and grant both sisters a spot in the Top 20. Of course the judges, most being the perverts that they are, took great delight in accepting Tira's beatings."
