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Here is the analysis:
"First of all, I do wish to make it clear that none of my money was either spent or lost in the process of making Fujiko Mine a part of this contest. My wife would probably kill me, and thus, you'd never get to see me hosting Sportscenter again. Next, why can't the animators of my ultimate employer, The Disney Company, draw women like Fujiko Mine? Why do they have to draw one universally dimensioned woman and try to pass her off as Cinderella, Belle, The Little Mermaid, and, yes, even with a couple of modifications to the eyes and skin color, Pochahontas or Mulan? Why not someone like Fujiko? Don't these people know that breasts sell??? The owners of every Hooters restaurant in the United States couldn't be wrong, don't ya think? Well, kudos to the judges for making Fujiko Mine an integral part of this contest and including her in the Top 20, even though I understand she happened to extort money from one of the judges..." |
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Stuart Scott explains:"I would also like to say that I neither spent nor lost money to Fujiko Mine. The fine payroll department at The Disney Company makes sure all of us at ESPN have direct deposit so that none of the funds we earn are lost in transit...that and my wife would probably kill me, too, if she found out some of my cash was missing because of this contest. Anyway, my man Rich forgot to even give phat props to such a woman with immense mammaries who is able to extort anything she wants with them. Some women can make men do things like not let them watch Sportscenter for instance. With Fujiko Mine, you pay a hefty price. Either you give up the goods, or a lot of times it means you give up your life. Then again, those women who can make their men give up Sportscenter might as well have asked their men for their lives, given it is their lives entirely, but I won't speak too harshly of those men who only live to watch Sportscenter, 'cause without them, I don't have a job! Anyway, the judges made a good decision to let themselves get conned...that is...make an impartial judgment in placing Fujiko Mine in the Top 20." |
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Gawddamn! She's got some big ass tits!!! |
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Gawddamn! She's got some big ass tits!!! |
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Gawddamn! She's carrying some big ass melons! |
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If Hooters of Addison would hire her, I'd be drunk there more often! |
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Where the hell is my wallet and the $400 I had in it? |
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Oh, what a slut like me wouldn't do for some big ass tits like hers right now. |
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She doesn't need a chest protector behind home plate, that's for sure! |
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Gawddamn! She's got some big ass tits!!! |
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Gawddamn! She's got some big ass tits!!! |
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I've got a great summer sausage to go with her giant melons! |
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Yes, father, you've certainly blessed Fujiko Mine with some big ass tits!!! |
These pictures appear courtesy of Yamcha Hibiki, who's favorite anime just happens to be Lupin III
Absolute
Anime / Lupin III / Fujiko Mine
Check out these measurements
For those who want to know what they are in English, they are 39-22-35

Check out these couple of assets worth investing in...

How could you not love a face like Fujiko's?

Check out these figures...

We seem to think that Yamcha's $400 is not enough for this...

Damn birds...get out of the way!

Stylin'...profilin'...

Get yer motor runnin'...

A special nude for our buddies Yamcha and Ataru

A special close-up for Ataru

Unfortunately, ripping off the judges and fraternizing with the likes of
the infamous Lupin will definitely cause our contestants to lose points!

I give you judges these big monsters, and all you can give me is number nine?!? I'll get you for this!
Links to Fujiko Mine
[LEP] Fujiko Mine
LupinOfficial.com
If you dare, you can view Dabytches - ranma's Bottom 10
Or, you can take another gander at our esteemed judges and runners-up