Iria

Here's someone with a big ass cannon!

Yee-f#@&in'-haw, man! Now here's something that we know all you males have just gotta love...another woman who uses some phat ass guns, and even goes hunting with them! Now, how's that for fulfilling the fantasies of a few members of the National Rifle Association?



Here is the analysis:

Rich Eisen explains:

"Here's a news flash...Charleton Heston probably got his first big hard-on since Ben Hur after watching Iria: Zeiram the Animation. Here's a woman who goes after the big game with a sawed-off shotgun and a few other assorted large cannons. Ever wanted a companion to go deer hunting with and use rocket launchers? Iria's prime candidate number one for that! If you're faint of heart and like to wait for your game to come to you, then you don't need to be messing around with Iria, 'cause she likes action! Iria makes Die Hard look like Car 54, she's so bad ass! The judges did have one grievance against her, though. Ataru Moroboshi was disappointed with the fact that Iria is almost always fully clothed in her series and wears nothing revealing. Hey, Ataru...guess the rest of your colleagues didn't entirely share the same opinion if she was able to make it to number 15, eh?"

Stuart Scott explains:

"I think Charlie Heston's going to shoot somebody for that comment about Ben Hur. Oh well, what are ya gonna do? It's almost too bad that Iria is an anime character and doesn't really exist in reality. I say she'd be totally phat as a co-star in Chow Yun-Fat's next big action movie. Just like Naomi Armitage, Iria knows how to handle a few guns, plus she can even handle the big cannons without any difficulty. Not only is this woman da bomb, but I'm sure she also knows how to use da bomb! Iria's just a hot little number who is a totally awesome hunter and has got her game goin' on!"



Here are the judges comments:
 

ranmaofdallas

Break out the big guns!

Ryoga Hibiki

My, those are big guns you have!

Mousse Johnston

Yes, those are pretty big guns...

Masamichi Fujisawa

When I said I needed a shot, I meant I needed a shot of vodka, not from a .50 caliber!

Yamcha Hibiki

I'm with Fujisawa...hell, I'm trying to catch up with him and ranma.

Xelloss Metallium

Hey, baby, I wanna do some huntin' too!

Strikeman Gonzales

She's got big guns, and at the same time, we're not following ranma's father's advice...

Ataru Moroboshi

Dude...she ain't all that...she wears all that crap to cover herself up!

Genma Saotome

What was that about my advice?

Chef

I've got a big gun of my own she can probably handle...

Jesus Hibiki

Why does she need those guns? How about a good hit instead?



Check out these images...

Hold it right there!
Have gun will travel...


Hey! I don't look like that Bottom 10 Bytch Rei Ayanami, now!
Fly me to the moon...oops! Sumimasen


Hey, Teri! Does it look cold to you?
Walking in a winter wonderland...at least we hope those are snowflakes


No one will hear my bullets coming
Silence is deadly


Let me whip this out
Check out my big ass bazooka!


Blowin' $#!% up!
And I know how to use it, too!


Where's da booze?
Didn't I hear that Chef was servin' up Flaming Fuzzy Vibrator drinks in this bar?


Well???
Where are the drinks?


Now I've gotta shoot ya!
I hate being lied to about booze at a party!


What is it about pissed off people punching glass?
Iria, don't get mad about the booze! At least you made the Top 20!


You guys still suck
I thought you guys were impressed with my large guns!


F#@&ERS!!!
Number 15??? That's it??? I've killed people for less!



Links to Iria

Anime Academy - Iria:  Zeiram the Animation
Absolute Anime / Iria:  Zeiram the Animation
Animecellar.com - IRIA Zeiram the Animation



If you dare, you can view Dabytches - ranma's Bottom 10

Or, you can take another gander at our esteemed judges and runners-up