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This page was started 30 September 1999, updated
and migrated to
ranmaofdallas.net on
13 July 2003
After a serious updating and migration project in 2003, ranmaofdallas' Top 20 Anime Babes is finally where it belongs, as a part of ranmaofdallas.net. The Top 20 was a project begun in 1999 by ranmaofdallas and ten of his drinking cronies...uh, other respected members of the North Dallas area community to promote beauty and the spirit of goodwill competition for anime fans worldwide. With the completion of updating and migrating, the Top 20 now even has updated links with each contestant's pages, so you can see what others think about our 20 lucky winners!
But first, just to let everyone know, there was also a contest of Dabytches, which are comprised of the 10 worst bitches anyone would ever hope to come across. The esteemed judging panel just wanted to let everyone know exactly which people just totally sucked, so, unfortunately, they are included as well. Have no fear, though!
Dabytches is only one page in this site, whereas the Top 20 contestants each have pages to themselves!
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ranmaofdallas If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy... Contest organizer who has the final say. Sounds a bit unfair, but when you organize the whole thing and pay for and maintain all the equipment necessary to pull a project like this off, you pretty much get the final say in everything... Favorite beer is Labatt Blue |
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Ryoga Hibiki Where off Marsh and Beltline did ranma say this contest took place??? Eternal lost boy who couldn't find his ass with two hands, but has this thing for the ladies, especially the really young ones who will likely get his ass thrown in the county jail one day.
Favorite publication is a good Mapsco guide |
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Mousse Johnston I can't tell if I'm looking at an ugly girl who looks like a cow, or a real cow. Blind ass bastard who should have gotten his prescription changed before the judging started. The judges tried to tell him Wal-Mart had a special on eye exams in the optical department. Too bad he couldn't see to find it, and ended up wasting time in the automotive department, getting f#@&ed on an oil change.
Dislikes girls over age 21 |
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Masamichi Fujisawa Where in the hell is my Jim Beam bottle? Professor of Alcoholics 3501, the advanced drunks course, who was bribed into judging this contest with a mere bottle of Jim Beam and an obscure, legs-around-the-head marriage proposal from some girl who can't handle smelling booze, much less drinking it.
Favorite liquor is Hennessey |
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Yamcha Hibiki
(no relation to the aforementioned eternal lost boy) Is one of the contestants trying to influence me by putting her hand on my ass? An overall nice guy who thought he might stand a better chance to get some if he judged this contest. Too bad he's hanging out with the likes of these fellas who can't seem to do anything better than to make him feel inferior and impotent.
Favorite exercise is one-armed bench-pressing |
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Xelloss Metallium How could any of these girlies stand a chance at this contest unless they get drunk and go to bed at the next convention with me? Evil sarcastic bastard who hates fanboys and enjoys getting drunk and sleeping around at anime conventions while devouring cases of Boo Berry cereal and just happened to be bribed into judging this contest with a box of Boo Berry and a 12-pack of pure sugar Dr. Pepper.
Favorite soft drink is Dr. Pepper |
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Strikeman Gonzales Listen to my bloody roar after I throw to you my pitch of invincibility, Homerun Girl! Only if you hit it can you hope to win this contest! Drove to the contest site in his Honda Passport at the request of ranmaofdallas to maintain justice and order. Exactly what was meant by that is not really known.
Favorite commercials are the Rafael Palmeiro Viagra
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Ataru Moroboshi Are any of these girls going to be naked??? Neighborhood lecher who gave ranmaofdallas a case of Foster's Lager just so he can stare at the contestants while they were nude.
Favorite beer is Busch |
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Genma Saotome ranma, I'm gonna kick your ass if I don't get to judge this contest! Freeloader and fugitive from the law who is only here because ranmaofdallas is related to this martial-artist who was trained by an underwear thief. Another example of nepotism at its finest.
Favorite beer is Coors Light |
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Chef If you'd only brought some rope and ice, I'd have made sure you'd win this contest! Inventor of the adult beverage he calls The Flaming Fuzzy Vibrator, he somehow convinced ranmaofdallas he'd be on his best behavior while judging this contest. Yeah, right...
Favorite prescription drug is Viagra |
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Jesus Hibiki
(no relation to either the eternal lost boy or Yamcha) After another toke and a shot of Absolut, I can tell you who will win my grace...I mean this contest The Son of God Hibiki is here to keep this contest fair while keeping the wine cask full and the exotic vegetation harvested.
Favorite liquor is Chartreuse |
Giving analysis throughout this contest are
ESPN's Rich Eisen and Stuart Scott

Remember kiddies, the E in ESPN stands for Entertainment!
On to the babes!!!
If you think you can stand it...
On to Dabytches!
ranma's Bottom 10!