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Here is the analysis:
"What would you say about a couple of fine young gals who travel to different parts of the universe to solve a few problems that might occur? Before all you beer-drinkin' college frat boys answer yes to that question, let it be known that something always explodes when they're involved. What would you say now? Well, according to our fine, morally upstanding, totally impartial judges of this truly family approved contest, Kei and Yuri are definitely worth drinking a few beers with, especially if Yuri is the designated driver! Wait. Didn't someone once say that it's not actually a good idea to let Yuri drive a car, much less let her be the designated driver of a few drunken North Dallas Top 20 judges? According to ranmaofdallas, who cares? If it means the chance to party recklessly and travel around with a redhead and a brunette who dress in skimpy outfits for their occupation, why not? A thousand December 1999 graduates of Baylor University can't be wrong, can they?" |
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 Stuart Scott explains:"Did Rich also happen to mention that they carry weapons and hang around with this furry animal thing that knows how to pilot their spacecraft? Did he also mention the skimpy outfits they wear when they are on assignments? (Rich: 'Yes, I did mention that, Stu!') Oh, yeah, I guess he did mention the skimpy outfits. Chicks, guns, talented animals, and spacecraft...let's add beer, lots of friends, an exclusive hotel room on the other side of Andromeda, and an upcoming marriage, and we've got all the makings of a futuristic sequel to one of ranmaofdallas' favorite mid-1980s movies! On a serious note, it is rumored that former Carolina Panthers football star and incarcerated murder suspect Rae Carruth was actually found in the back of a friend's Toyota Camry in Tennessee by Kei and Yuri after a catastrophic explosion at Graceland caused by Elvis himself. Another great job handled by Kei and Yuri of the WWWA! Wait a minute...who in the hell writes news like this?!?" |
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Another double trouble duo...I don't know which one of them I like best, although I will say I'm partial to brunettes! |
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Just don't drink and drive...Yuri might hit a bump and spill your drink, ranma. |
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Was that an explosion cloud behind them I just saw??? |
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Kei can kick my ass anytime, especially after a few hot sake shots! |
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Chicks and guns and spacecraft...doesn't that almost sound like a 1984 Tom Hanks bachelor party movie of some sort? |
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I like threesomes! |
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I think Ataru is getting antsy again...his motor is running... |
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Noo-dee pix! NOO-DEE PIX!!! F#@&! Where are the nudie pix? |
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Why couldn't that macho chick that my man Soun stuck my boy with at least look like Kei? |
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I've got some extra tube steak smothered in underwear for both of them. |
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You know, I like threesomes too! That is...let there be peace and joy during the holiday season...that's it...phew! |
Lovely Dirty Pair: Kei and Yuri
Kei...
...and Yuri...
...the Dirty Pair!
Yuri seems excited to be here! ^_^
A closeup shot...
The swimsuit edition...
...and the Ataru Moroboshi Penthouse edition!
Number 10??? We're gonna hunt all of you down like dogs for this!!!
Links to Kei and Yuri
Ex.org -
The Dirty Pair
Dirty Pair Ultra
If you dare, you can view Dabytches - ranma's Bottom 10
Or, you can take another gander at our esteemed
judges and runners-up
Rich Eisen explains:
