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Here is the analysis:
"Just as we were all wondering how the judges would be able to top their decision for number six, we find at number five, none other than Lum Invader! The judges report to me that Lum is so hot, they didn't even need to strike a deal with either her or her family to keep Planet Earth from being taken over by members of her own world. The judges also report that almost no one (Ataru: 'AAAAAAAUUUUUGH! F#@&!!! QUIT SHOCKING ME ALREADY!!!!! AAAAAAAUUUUUGH!!!!!!') was injured because of electric shock. I'll tell you something...I sure as hell don't remember any of the female aliens from Alien Nation looking as good as Lum! How cool it is to see Lum crack the top five of this contest! For some reason, one of the judges seemed to have a problem with Lum in this contest. I wonder why? ('AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!') It's a damn good things the other judges didn't listen to him. (ranmaofdallas: 'Shut the f#@& up, Ataru! I'm trying to watch Sportscenter!')" |
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 Stuart Scott explains:"Well, what can I say? I've gotta agree with Rich and say that it is a good thing the other judges didn't listen to the one dissenting troublemaker. ('DAMMIT! AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!! CUT IT OUT ALREADY!!!!!!') I mean, c'mon? How often is it that a being can come from outer space and it turn out to be a really hot looking babe? I've never seen it happen, that's for damn sure! I'd almost wonder if she had any friends that were just like her that were available...that is, if I didn't already know that my wife would kill me if I took the opportunity. Well, anyway, just knowing that Lum places as number five and has a bunch of cool looking pictures to show us is good enough for me, I suppose. Show it off to us, Lum!" |
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Absolutely electric. |
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She's pretty damn hot. |
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From a distance she almost looks like my beautiful Shampoo! |
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How about a drink with a real man, not that wuss Ataru? |
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Hell, f#@&in' yeah, beyotch! It's about time we see Lum in this Top 20! |
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For some reason she shocked me when I asked her if she was interested in going to bed with me...that takes a lot of balls! |
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As long as she doesn't strike me down with one of her lightning attacks, she's in! |
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Lum-chan! Quit f#@&in' shocking me already! I already said you'd be in the Top 20! |
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Ataru's a man no one should feel any sympathy for if he's trying to resist a babe like that. |
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So much for Earth Girls Are Easy! |
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She's got awesome powers beyond my good-natured divinity. |
The previous two pictures courtesy of ToyBox Online! Other pictures courtesy of Yamcha Hibiki, who was so excited that Lum was included on this website!
The World of Urusei
Yatsura's Lum
Isn't it great, Ran? The boys voted me into the Top 20!
Armed and dangerous!
Sunshine...
Time to set sail
Welcome to the jungle...
Aloha
Of course, a simple tanktop looks nice as well
Nihao
Ataru, are you interested?
(We're speechless for this one)
More than a mouthful!!!
Maybe Lum should get a job at Hooters of Addison!
Ataru, what the hell are you doing, and how in the hell did I only end up number five, you little pr!@&?!?
Links to Lum
Tomobiki-cho: The Urusei Yatsura Web Site
The Lum
Underworld
If you dare, you can view Dabytches - ranma's Bottom 10
Or, you can take another gander at our esteemed
judges and runners-up
Rich Eisen explains:
