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Here is the analysis:
"Sweet, sexy and definitely a lot f#@&in' better than three
consecutive 5 and 11 seasons of Dallas Cowboys football, Minako Aino gets the nod to be a part of the Top 20. If you happen to be
a fan of the Cowboys, you've gotta agree that Minako's a helluva lot better looking than
the ugly lack of decent play fans have had to endure before the hiring
of Bill Parcells. Mina's beauty could definitely land her a spot on the
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and we all damn well know that the Cowboys haven't had much to cheer about since
Super Bowl XXX, when they last had a team to win a Super Bowl. What other way would be perfect to get a bunch of beer-drinking,
Cowboys fans excited about a team which has sucked since the arrest of Mike
Irvin and hookers and since Nate Newton started serving time in the federal
pen for trafficking drugs? Did I even mention that she does kick ass as well? Who needs the other Sailor Scouts when, in the television series, they make a video game about you and not the others before your character is even introduced? It's cool to see that
ranmaofdallas finally got off his blonde-despising ass and got someone like Minako Aino in the Top 20!" |
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 Stuart Scott explains:"How about a spot with the Raiderettes? The Raiders fans in the Black Hole might need a little more to cheer about after watching their team get trounced by the Bucs in Super Bowl XXXVII. What the hell was Naoko Takeuchi thinking when she came up with the original story idea for Pretty Soldiers, anyway? Let's take the hottest looking Sailor Scout, who kicks ass, not only in Tokyo, but the rest of the world, by herself, and let's make her subordinate to a whiny little brat who is jacked up on more sugar in two seconds than ranmaofdallas puts in a glass of iced tea! I don't know what is on people's minds sometimes. If I were Naoko Takeuchi, I'd have given Minako Aino an anime and a manga of her own and let her do things like kick Saddam Hussein's ass or play center for the Edmonton Oilers! Well, at the very least, the esteemed panel of judges were able to give Mina the respect she deserves so badly as an underrated Sailor Scout by placing her in the Top 20." |
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I thought Rei Hino was cool earlier, but Minako Aino kicks even more ass! And what was that s#!% Rich Eisen was spouting off about my ass being blonde-despising?!? |
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I'd do her, and, by the way, think about it...Mina's the first blonde we've profiled in this contest! |
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Uh...yeah, I'd do her, too... |
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Hey, duck boy! Quit starin' at that statue of Principal Kuno when you say that! I'm drunk off my ass and I can tell the difference! |
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Excuse me, miss...can you help me find my wallet? I seem to have lost it a couple of reviews back... |
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Hey little girl...want some Boo Berry cereal? |
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Another girl who resembles my own Strikegirls? Too f#@&in' awesome! |
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I saw Sailor Mars naked in a bathtub while getting pissed off at Xelloss! How about Minako??? |
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You know, I like girls who can kick a little ass myself! |
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How about some lovin', baby? |
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I guess blondes really do have more fun! |
SailorVenus.org
Wow! Looks like I've cracked the Top 20!
Did you hear that, Artemis? I made the Top 20!
Yeah, Mina, I heard...just don't let this get to your head
Here's a better look at the entire picture
A little bit of an action shot
Venus, ass-kicking special attack!!!
What the hell is that image on Mina's shirt?
A manga shot...we didn't think anyone would mind
Minako as herself and Sailor V
Mina gives fashion tips
Mina as the Eva 02 pilot
Did you happen to kick
that bitch Asuka Langley's ass, Mina? Woohoo!
This picture courtesy of ToyBox Online!
Wow, this appearance in the Top 20 has been really cool!
I know you've probably heard this before, ranmaofdallas, but
if you make me number one, I'll definitely marry you!
Another nude shot for our buddy Ataru Moroboshi
What is everyone staring at?
Don't worry, love...yoove got mah endorsement
Do you like fancy cigars?
In 2008, mah wife's lookin' to take the job I once had
Why do hell do I only get to be number seven after I dressed in a bathing suit for you, stood naked for that pervert Ataru Moroboshi, asked ranmaofdallas to marry me, and got a wonderful endorsement from President Bill Clinton??? I've got more game than the rest of my fellow Scouts, and all I get is number seven? I oughta f#@& you up!
Who's ass should I kick first?!?
Links to Minako Aino
Soldier of Love: A Sailor Venus Shrine
Aino Minako / Sailor Venus
If you dare, you can view Dabytches - ranma's Bottom 10
Or, you can take another gander at our esteemed
judges and runners-up
Rich Eisen explains:
