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Here is the analysis:
"Now I guess I get to reveal what the E in ESPN stands for, since I am now giving analysis about a character who is actually in the entertainment industry. Lynn Minmay was raised a singer, and what a singer she turned out to be! All kinds of people aboard the Super Dimensional Fortress Macross flock to packed arenas to see her concerts, and many more see her in theaters for her acting ability. Her singing talent is so phat, she can even subdue invading Zentradi and Meltrandi with her beautiful singing! Why is it some fanboys can't stand her? Do they just not like beautiful women with talent? Maybe they are just following the advice of the father of ranmaofdallas and only pursue fat women so they don't have to feel the pain of being rejected by a woman like Lynn Minmay. Perhaps they just have a fetish for lardasses dressed in skimpy outfits...I don't know. Anyway, I guess the judges give Lynn Minmay enormous props because she did make the Top 20, so I'll give her props all the same. Welcome to the Top 20, Minmay-chan!" |
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 Rich Eisen explains:"Of course, we all know what the P* in ESPN stands for, don't we? Shania Twain sings after the 14 November 1999 Dallas Cowboys football game...big freakin' deal. Lynn Minmay sings to help the Zentradi and Meltrandi end their conflict near Planet Earth, while at the same time saving many thousands of Earth survivors aboard the Super Dimensional Fortress Macross in 2009! How 'bout that? Lynn Minmay is definitely not your typical cat on a fence, wailing away by the light of the silvery moon, acting as a twin signal to disturb friends and neighbors. No...she's got looks and lots of talent and it is cool to see that the esteemed judges of this Top 20 contest have enough sense to place her in the Top 20, unlike some jealous fanboys who to want to talk trash about her and mock her to the very end. Well, it's time to wake up, lame-ass fanboys, and realize that Lynn Minmay isn't going away, and the judges giving her due recognition for her beauty and talents, and I'm inclined to give my full agreement to them!" |
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Screw those other lame fanboys...Minmay's gotta be here...she's one of the staples of anime! |
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Where would we be without Lynn Minmay? Where are we now, again? |
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Where are my glasses? |
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* hic * "SING ME A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN...SING ME A SONG TONIGHT! Who just told me to shut the f#@& up? |
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Minmay rocks, man! |
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I told you to shut the f#@& up Fujisawa! Now do it, before I send the Powerpuff Girls to kick your stupid ass, beyotch! |
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And I shall send my Strikegirls posse to stop your inebriated injustice as well! |
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Hey! Minmay does get naked when she's trapped in the engine block with Lieutenant Ichijyo! That f#@&in' rocks! |
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Why did I hear another reference to my advice??? |
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Now if only she'd sing to me about some sweet lovin'. |
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Minmay's one of my favorite characters! I never miss her in the movie Do You Remember Love? whenever I go to conventions! |
First of all...
The Official Macross Homepage (Nihongo)
...singer and voice actress of Lynn Minmay...Mari Iijima!!!
Now, getting on with it...
Minmay looks surprised to be in the Top 20 like she is surprised to be on this billboard
Sing to your heart's content, Minmay-chan!
Don't these highlights look good in Minmay's hair?
A marriage proposal?
Off we go, into the wild blue yonder...
The many faces of Lynn Minmay
The Claudia Schiffer look
Ataru, here's your naked shower scene!
Relaxing after a hard day
Don't confuse the whiny, stupid-looking, wussy Robotech Minmay with the beautiful Macross Minmay!
After I proposed marriage, and did a nude shower scene for Ataru Moroboshi, all I get is number 14???
Links to Lynn Minmay
Lynn Minmay Daydream (Espaņol)
Lynn Minmay Home Page (in English and in Korean)
If you dare, you can view Dabytches - ranma's Bottom 10
Or, you can take another gander at our esteemed
judges and runners-up
* - In case you're a real dumbass, P stands for Porn!
Stuart Scott explains:
