Surprise!!!  That's right!  Misato Katsuragi is ranmaofdallas' Number One Anime Babe!!!

Here's another look at the goods, ya perverted bastard!

Yes, here it is...the moment you've all been waiting for a long f#@&in' time to see...
Misato Katsuragi is ranmaofdallas' Number One Anime Babe!

Do you really have to ask us why? Move along and find out what our honored analysts have to say about such a wonderful decision, that is, if you can actually stand to read a bunch of crap before looking at the pictures like so many Playboy and Penthouse subscribers would actually like us to believe they are doing...



Booyeah!  Can I get a witness from the congregation?!?

Here is the analysis:

That's right, Stu...'Booyeah!'Stuart Scott explains:

"Booyeah!!! Well, here she is, ranmaofdallas' Number One Anime Babe, Misato Katsuragi! She's so friggin' hot that every beer man in Denver's Coors Field is waiting in line anxiously for her to finish off another beer just to keep serving her more! I just hope that everyone has realized that this totally hot looking babe that keeps NERV on the edge of its seat because of all this risks that she takes, and the same babe that keeps the Yebisu Brewing Company in business because beer sales to her account for 54 percent of their business, was born in 1986! Do the math, you drunk judges! Doesn't that make her, like, 17??? (this update was done in 2003) Wait...the judges say this is merely a technicality, and that she exists as she does in 2015, not in 2003, and that hot manufactured Martian women, as is the case of Naomi Armitage, do not exist, as well as moon-girls, medieval dominatrix girls, or nice girls with the last name Tendo who can actually cook. Well, all that having been said, hold up a tall frosty glass of your favorite brew and give a special toast to Misato Katsuragi...that is before she comes around and drinks all your beer for you."

When it comes to drinking beer, Misato's our PTPer too, Dick! She's DEFINITELY awesome, baby!Guest analyst Dick Vitale explains:

"Hey, hey, there, anime boys and girls! It's me, Dickie Vee again, baby, and this contest has finally come to it's totally awesome conclusion, baby! It brings me great pleasure to see that Misato Katsuragi has been named ranmaofdallas' Number One Anime Babe! It brings a man such joy to see a woman who can probably drink as much beer as the city of Madison, Wisconsin, who probably celebrated after the Badgers made the Final Four in the year 2000, be given such an auspicious award! You're definitely the PTPer in my book, and everytime I see your picture I feel so good, I wanna soil my Diaper Dandies! I'd almost wish that this contest would take place on a yearly basis, just so I could see Misato kick everyone's butts year after year. The only thing is, I'm not sure if the judges could keep drinking booze like they have been on an annual basis. We'd probably only end up with three more contests before they all died of some alcohol-related tragedy! Anyway, congratulations, Misato Katsuragi! YOU'RE AWESOME, BABY!"

'What's up baby?' to one hot lookin' babe from one hot lookin' Western Canadian ex-hockey player! Yeah, we know you already saw this picture, but you know you want to see it again!Guest analyst Barry Melrose explains:

"I think I have to agree with Mister Vitale and say again that Misato Katsuragi is awesome, baby! I promise I won't go into one of my lame reminiscing of my days as head coach of the 1993 Clarence Campbell Conference Champion Los Angeles Kings, back in the days of Wayne Gretzky scoring the game winner in game seven of the conference finals against the Toronto Maple Leafs to get us in our first-ever Stanley Cup Finals, along with another of L.A.'s scoring sensations, Luc Robitaille, and my unfortunate friend and team member Marty McSorley, who happened to be called for an illegal stick penalty in game two of the 1993 Cup Finals, and who was so unfortunate to have to be involved with criminal charges for an unfortunate stick to the head of Vancouver's Donald Brashear while playing for the Boston Bruins in 2000. Anyway, I said I wouldn't make one of these rants, but I did anyway...sorry. Misato looks finer than any Western Canadian I've ever seen, and, you know, we're a really great-looking group of individuals, us Western Canadians. I'm pretty sure she can drink a helluva lot more than any of us Western Canadians, and that's all we get to do in the winter months when we can't get home from any of our local bars and ice rinks. She's totally badass, and she deserves to be Number One!"

She shoots, she SCORES! Damn, she actually has the nerve to look surprised!Rich Eisen explains:

"You know, I'm sad to see this contest come to an end, because I've had such a fun time, but at the same time, I'm kinda glad it's coming to an end, because some days it's just difficult to get our man Barry Melrose to shut the f#@& up. I know you like hockey and all, and you were a good player and an awesome coach for the Los Angeles Kings, but quit livin' in the past and shut the f#@& up! We're here to do analysis for not just an anime babe contest, but ranmaofdallas' Top 20 Anime Babes! I wanna talk about Misato Katsuragi kicking everyone's asses in this contest and outdrinking the judges, not about how many times you can recall the many illegal ways Marty McSorley uses a hockey stick, so shut the f#@& up, or get out of here, Melrose! Anyway, I've had as much fun as my friend and colleague Stuart Scott did analyzing this contest, and I probably drank more than he did, although he will probably tell you differently. I know I drank more than Yamcha's two-drink-max-puke-on-the-floor-separate-my-shoulder-while-diving-into-a-swimming-pool dumb ass did, anyway. What can I say? I think for the most part, Stuart, Mister Vitale, and Barry said more than I can think of about the wonderful woman who is Misato Katsuragi, and why she is deserving of winning this contest. Now, let me bid adieu to everyone and find a leftover beer to toast Misato's success in this contest!"


Do you wanna dance? Shake it baby!

Here are the judges comments:
 

ranmaofdallas

Misato's such a hot babe, I can destroy my beer goggles and she still looks fyyyyyne! The best part is, I bet if I asked her to, she'd probably get drunk with me!

Ryoga Hibiki

Hell, yeah, but I think I'll skip the getting drunk with Misato part.

Mousse Johnston

What can I say...Ryoga's a wuss...

Masamichi Fujisawa

I'm kinda reminded of a song...Why do ya drink?...

Yamcha Hibiki

Hey, baby...if that wuss Shinji won't do it with ya in your apartment, I sure as hell will!!!

Xelloss Metallium

Yeah, right, Yamcha...not like I didn't already try or anything.

Strikeman Gonzales

I would be honored to get the smackdown by someone as gorgeous as Misato!

Ataru Moroboshi

And she is totally awesome naked, too!!!

Genma Saotome

I think my master would just die if he could get his hands on some of Misato's underwear!

Jesus Hibiki

You know you wanna suck on my Vanilla Salty Balls, baby!

Chef

Hey, Jesus! I think you're bitin' one of my lines!



Check these images out...

Can we be any more subtle?
Get Ready!! Simple Enough...


Are there penalties for taunting in this contest?
Hell, yeah, I'm Number One!!! So shut the f#@& up, Asuka, you dirty little bitch!!!


Beer and leopard skins...what a combination
Beer...the breakfast of Top 20 Champions!


Black and red...what a cutie
Even when Misato reveals nothing, she reveals everything


Damn, nothin' like a nice sunny day, 'eh, Misato?
...and you say Misato dressed like this for that wussy dickhead Shinji?!?


Fujisawa wishes he could sample some of that booze on the table
What? Me? An alcoholic?


Penpen could probably drink half our judges under the table
Although the SPCA probably doesn't recommend letting your pet drink with you, we send this message to you...
Drink BUD ICE, but, uh...beware of the penguins


Coffee?  What the hell???
Damn, I'd rather have a beer than this nasty coffee...


ranma wishes he could sample some of that booze on the table, too
I don't understand why people keep saying I have an alcohol problem
I come home...I wanna get drunk...No problem!!!


What the f#@&'s your problem, Shinji?!?
Look here, Shinji, ya little bastard...
If I wanna case of beer at breakfast, it ain't your f#@&in' problem!!!


Bring yo' body our way instead, baby
Mmmm......Misaaaaaaatooooo


For you 'Playboy' enthusiasts
Mmmm......More Misaaaaaaatooooo
Another fine picture from ToyBox Online!


Where are the nude pix???
You know you just can't ever get enough Misato!


Yes, have a well deserved victory beer, Misato!
Damn, this is so cool! In fact I'd like to say a few words...

First of all, I'd like to give a big thanks to those awesome, and some of them hot-looking, judges, especially ranmaofdallas, Fujisawa, Xelloss Metallium, 40 cases of Yebisu Malt Liquor, the will to be paraded in front of the many losers who keep undressing me with their eyes, and the other losers on the judges' panel who voted me as ranmaofdallas' Number One Anime Babe!

Next I'd like to say to those people in that freak show that ranmaofdallas likes to call the Bottom 10, I don't really give a flying f#@& about you. You are what you are, and that's that...

Also, to those unfortunate, whiny little tramps who didn't get the pleasure of being recognized as the pinnacle of greatness that I am, y'all suck anyway, and that's why you f#@&ing lost to me! Hahahahahahaha!!!! Next time you lame ass posers wanna take me on during a contest like this, ya better be able to drink like hell and shake what ya got! No more lame ass bribes to marry any of the judges, or stealing $400 from weak-ass Yamcha Hibiki, who's ass I know I can kick hard because all he can use his right arm for is to bench press Chevy Suburbans while looking at our nudie pics and because all it takes to dislocate his left shoulder is to throw his uncoordinated ass into a swimming pool!

No bull$#!%, a fine bod, and booze is what it takes to kick my ass off the throne! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

* BBBUUUURRRRRRPPPPP!!! *



Links to Misato Katsuragi

The Misato Shrine!
The Temple of Misato Katsuragi
Katsuragi Misato Deluxe Imagen Galery (Espaņol)
The Women of Evangelion
Juzzam's Misato Katsuragi Picture Gallery * these pix are damn f#@&in' good



If you dare, you can view Dabytches - ranma's Bottom 10

Or, you can take another gander at our esteemed judges and runners-up

 

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