Here is the analysis: Rich Eisen explains: "I think the last time I got pulled over by the police for any reason, it wasn't by anyone as pretty as Miyuki Kobayakawa. Hell, I don't think it was by anyone as female as Officer Kobayakawa, either. I think the last female cop to pull me over looked more like butch-girl Hikaru Hiyama (see Dabytches if you dare...) than Miyuki Kobayakawa. And how about her mechanical skills? I'd bet if she could put together a mean Formula One machine, she would probably give Michael Schumacher a run for his money. I sure wouldn't try to give her a challenge by trying to escape from her up the Dallas North Tollway if I didn't pay the 75 cents to get through. Then again, if she did have to chase me, and I knew it was her, I wouldn't put up much of a fight to escape. I don't think I'd mind her slapping the cuffs on me!"

Stuart Scott explains: "Booyeah! Miyuki Kobayakawa is definitely not your run-of-the-mill, ignorant, fat-assed, redneck, small podunk town cop like you'd find in, say, Wilmer, Texas, for example. Quite the contrary, Miyuki Kobayakawa is a very pretty, intelligent, well-trained, well-rounded, metropolitan law-enforcement official, who could bust me anytime and I wouldn't mind at all! Law enforcement and driving skills are her games, and although the patrol car she drives is not an average police-pursuit-modified-faulty-fuel-tank-death-trap Ford Crown Victoria, she knows how to take her little souped-up Honda Today and apprehend civil offenders like nobody's business! The way Officer Kobayakawa drives around Bokutoo Precinct cracking down on traffic offenses, she could probably teach these NASCAR boys a thing or two about making right turns and staying on the road for an entire race! Also, don't let me forget to mention that she knows how to make one of the bravest and most agile motorcycle officers in Bokutoo Precinct act completely stupid when around her. A woman's gotta be attractive to be able to make an otherwise perfect man turn into a complete idiot around her. Talk about a woman with some phat skills. Can I get a witness from the congregation?! Yup, yup!"