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Here is the analysis:
"For a lot of people in the entertainment industry, this little bit of constructive criticsm is commonplace...don't quit your day job! Well, in the case of Priss Asagiri, even though she can sing and has a marvelous voice to go with her fine-looking body, she'd better not quit her night job. Tell me the truth...when have you ever seen the Knight Sabers battling with the evil corporate forces of Genom during the day, anyway? Besides, usually Priss is having to be dragged out of gig just to be able to combat the Knight Sabers' corporate nemesis, anyway! I'll tell you what, though...I don't know how many times Priss has had to endure injury...things like being shot at, falling off a motorcycle at speeds over 180 mph, crashing through car windows at the same speeds, being stabbed, just to name a few things...and she still keeps bouncing back, looking like the hot babe that she is. Booyeah! Priscilla Asagiri is definitely one babe who belongs in ranma's Top 20!" |
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Rich Eisen explains:"Now, what else can you ask for when you see someone like Priscilla Asagiri walking down the street or singing in your favorite night club? Does your answer happen to be climb into a hardsuit? Personally, I think most of the men I know would probably say strip! (Ataru: 'Hell, yeah, Rich!'), but when a woman looks just as fine while wearing one of those combat suits, maybe that's another story. (Ataru: 'Hell, no, dammit!') Well, perhaps, not. Anyway, whatever your preference is, hardsuit or no hardsuit, you've gotta admit that Priss Asagiri most definitely belongs as a part of the Top 20. Hell, she definitely has also earned her place among the top 10 of the Top 20!" |
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I've got a machine she can ride... |
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What? Your piece o' s#!% 1995 Plymouth Neon with the chipped paint, leaky cylinder valves, the busted cassette deck, and the trailer hitch you know damn well you'll never use, 'cause you can't haul ass in that car, much less something like a trailer??? You've gotta be s#!%tin' me! |
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Didn't you say something f#@&ed up like that about that 1986 Honda CRX you once wanted to buy that you only got to drive for 15 minutes before it broke down north of Denton back in 1999? |
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Shut up, bitches! I also own a nice 2000 Dodge Neon which she can use to grab life by the horns! |
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Betcha I can get Priss to ride with me in my 1999 Mazda Miata! Zoom-zoom! |
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You guys are all a bunch of dicks...I wish I had a car for her to ride in... |
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You wish you had a car for someone like Akane Tendo to drive in, Mister Right-Hand Man! Maybe, just maybe, I'll let you borrow my 1995 Ford Taurus if you promise not to masturbate all over my back seat! |
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Is my 1999 Honda Passport big enough for her? |
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Seymour Butts! I wanna Seymour Butts!!! |
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I wish I had a car, too. Son, how the f#@& do you own two cars and I have none? |
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How about a classy ride, like my pimpin' 1998 Buick Century? |
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How about my love machine? My 2001 Daewoo Nubira is newer than all y'all bastards cars! |
The Shrine to Priss Asagiri
First, Linna Yamazaki would like to mention...
"Without my financial instincts to pay off some of these s#!%head judges, there's no way Priss would make the Top 20!"

Now, you know you're a bad ass when you can break out of a hardsuit!

All right, Priss! No need to kill us! You're in the Top 20!!!

Remember ADAMA from the Crash series?
Even boomers get hard-ons when Priss is around!

Priss, motorcycles, and Boomers...it's a love affair!

Knock it off with all that s#!% about me and Boomers, all right?!?

All right, then, Priss...how about a picture of you and a couple of your best assets?

Sing it baby...

Now, when fine-looking women dress like Priss Asagiri,
it actually can help a participant in this contest!

Another nude picture just for our buddy Ataru, who just can't get enough

Remember this, kiddies...
The one on the left is Priss...the one on the right is JUST F#@&IN' WRONG!!!
Sure there's an eight-year difference between 2032 and 2040, but c'mon...
At least 31-year-old ranmaofdallas still looks like he's 22 to 26!
Couldn't ADV not make Priss look like a 40-year-old hag in 2040?
Crap like altering characters for any continuing series can cause contestants to lose points, too!

I should have killed all of you lousy judges when I had the chance!
I show you a cool nude picture, and that crappy picture from 2040 causes me to only be number eight?!?
Links to Priss Asagiri
AFS Bubblegum
Crisis Gallery
Bubblegum Crash!: Priss Asagiri
If you dare, you can view Dabytches - ranma's Bottom 10
Or, you can take another gander at our esteemed
judges and runners-up