Priss Asagiri

A certain person we know who dressed up as this character at AnimeFEST! 99 in Irving would probably have our heads on a platter if she didn't see Priss Asagiri on the Top 20, but that's all right anyway, as we were planning on having her presence on this site to be enjoyed by the world over. ranmaofdallas would like to make this fact known that during the genesis of his anime familiarity in the middle of 1996 there was Priss Asagiri before he even heard of that lousy bitch Akane Tendo!




Here is the analysis:

This is NOT Blondie singing 'Heart of Glass'!Stuart Scott explains:

"For a lot of people in the entertainment industry, this little bit of constructive criticsm is commonplace...don't quit your day job! Well, in the case of Priss Asagiri, even though she can sing and has a marvelous voice to go with her fine-looking body, she'd better not quit her night job. Tell me the truth...when have you ever seen the Knight Sabers battling with the evil corporate forces of Genom during the day, anyway? Besides, usually Priss is having to be dragged out of gig just to be able to combat the Knight Sabers' corporate nemesis, anyway! I'll tell you what, though...I don't know how many times Priss has had to endure injury...things like being shot at, falling off a motorcycle at speeds over 180 mph, crashing through car windows at the same speeds, being stabbed, just to name a few things...and she still keeps bouncing back, looking like the hot babe that she is. Booyeah! Priscilla Asagiri is definitely one babe who belongs in ranma's Top 20!"


Wow! How do you whip out a pistol while wearing a hardsuit?Rich Eisen explains:

"Now, what else can you ask for when you see someone like Priscilla Asagiri walking down the street or singing in your favorite night club? Does your answer happen to be climb into a hardsuit? Personally, I think most of the men I know would probably say strip! (Ataru: 'Hell, yeah, Rich!'), but when a woman looks just as fine while wearing one of those combat suits, maybe that's another story. (Ataru: 'Hell, no, dammit!') Well, perhaps, not. Anyway, whatever your preference is, hardsuit or no hardsuit, you've gotta admit that Priss Asagiri most definitely belongs as a part of the Top 20. Hell, she definitely has also earned her place among the top 10 of the Top 20!"



Here are the judges comments:

ranmaofdallas

I've got a machine she can ride...

Ryoga Hibiki

What? Your piece o' s#!% 1995 Plymouth Neon with the chipped paint, leaky cylinder valves, the busted cassette deck, and the trailer hitch you know damn well you'll never use, 'cause you can't haul ass in that car, much less something like a trailer??? You've gotta be s#!%tin' me!

Mousse Johnston

Didn't you say something f#@&ed up like that about that 1986 Honda CRX you once wanted to buy that you only got to drive for 15 minutes before it broke down north of Denton back in 1999?

ranmaofdallas

Shut up, bitches!  I also own a nice 2000 Dodge Neon which she can use to grab life by the horns!

Masamichi Fujisawa

Betcha I can get Priss to ride with me in my 1999 Mazda Miata!  Zoom-zoom!

Yamcha Hibiki

You guys are all a bunch of dicks...I wish I had a car for her to ride in...

Xelloss Metallium

You wish you had a car for someone like Akane Tendo to drive in, Mister Right-Hand Man!  Maybe, just maybe, I'll let you borrow my 1995 Ford Taurus if you promise not to masturbate all over my back seat!

Strikeman Gonzales

Is my 1999 Honda Passport big enough for her?

Ataru Moroboshi

Seymour Butts! I wanna Seymour Butts!!!

Genma Saotome

I wish I had a car, too.  Son, how the f#@& do you own two cars and I have none?

Jesus Hibiki

How about a classy ride, like my pimpin' 1998 Buick Century?

Chef

How about my love machine?  My 2001 Daewoo Nubira is newer than all y'all bastards cars!



Check these images out...

Linna, the cute aerobics instructor turned stock broker
First, Linna Yamazaki would like to mention...
"Without my financial instincts to pay off some of these s#!%head judges, there's no way Priss would make the Top 20!"


Priss, you might want to talk to Linna about sizing you down so this doesn't happen again!
Now, you know you're a bad ass when you can break out of a hardsuit!


How did the hole behind Priss get there?
All right, Priss! No need to kill us! You're in the Top 20!!!


What is ADAMA smiling about? Does he have a hand on her ass?!? Little perverted bastard
Remember ADAMA from the Crash series?
Even boomers get hard-ons when Priss is around!


Where are that Boomer's hands, and what is he doing in the background?!? Lifting a car with his right hand?
Priss, motorcycles, and Boomers...it's a love affair!


Hey! I AM into men, too, dammit! What do I look like? Lumberjack Girl?
Knock it off with all that s#!% about me and Boomers, all right?!?


Why does the hardsuit seem to be admiring her big ass tits?!?
All right, then, Priss...how about a picture of you and a couple of your best assets?


Just a friendly reminder...this is Priss, not Debbie Harry doing 'Rapture' because she needs the money
Sing it baby...


Hopefully Midori doesn't kick ranmaofdallas' ass for using this picture from AnimeFEST! 99
Now, when fine-looking women dress like Priss Asagiri,
it actually can help a participant in this contest!


Ataru says: 'Yes! Another naked chick!'
Another nude picture just for our buddy Ataru, who just can't get enough


The REAL Priss Asagiri...hotter than ever!Who is this bitch, and why does she look so strung out on crack?!?
Remember this, kiddies...
The one on the left is Priss...the one on the right is JUST F#@&IN' WRONG!!!
Sure there's an eight-year difference between 2032 and 2040, but c'mon...
At least 31-year-old ranmaofdallas still looks like he's 22 to 26!
Couldn't ADV not make Priss look like a 40-year-old hag in 2040?
Crap like altering characters for any continuing series can cause contestants to lose points, too!


I'll get you f#@&in' bastards for this!
I should have killed all of you lousy judges when I had the chance!
I show you a cool nude picture, and that crappy picture from 2040 causes me to only be number eight?!?

 



Links to Priss Asagiri

The Shrine to Priss Asagiri
AFS Bubblegum Crisis Gallery
Bubblegum Crash!:  Priss Asagiri




If you dare, you can view Dabytches - ranma's Bottom 10

Or, you can take another gander at our esteemed judges and runners-up