Here is the analysis: Rich Eisen explains: "Now, here's a real cutie that not only would your mother love if you took her home, but your father as well. Just ask Genma Saotome about a possible arrest warrant out for grand larceny charges stemming from the theft of an okonomiyaki stand in exchange for marriage to his son, which never happened. (ranma and Genma: 'Hey, Rich, wakamashi, will you?!?') Anyway, if I weren't already happily married, in my 30s and working for ESPN, as well as, consequently for Disney, who would probably tan my ass for thinking aobut it, I wouldn't complain about the prospect of marriage to Ukyo Kuonji if my pop stole an okonomiyaki cart for me! Why not?! Ukyo is definitely hot in my mind, she's an awesome cook, and she can handle an immense okonomiyaki spatula better than Jeremy Roenick of the Philadelphia Flyers can handle a hockey stick, and you gotta admit he's been pretty damn good with it. Hooray for Ukyo Kuonji making the Top 20!"

Guest analyst Barry Melrose explains: "Now where in the hell was this girl when I needed her in Montreal during Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Finals against the Canadiens when my Los Angeles Kings lost in overtime? Ukyo Kuonji could've gotten some wicked slapshots alongside either Wayne Gretzky, Jarri Kurri, or Luc Robitaille, and sent Game 2 out of reach for Montreal, and then we probably could've taken our first and only Stanley Cup. At the very least, Ukyo probably could've smacked Marty McSorley square in the derriere for letting himself get caught on the ice with an illegal stick, resulting in an eventual Canadiens' power play goal that ultimately turned out to the be the momentum breaker for the rest of the 1993 Finals. (ranmaofdallas, whose favorite hockey team just happens to be the Los Angeles Kings: 'Yeah, that penalty sucked ass! What the f#@& else ya gotta say about stupid s#!% like that, Melrose?!?') Uh, anyway...Ukyo Kuonji moves okonomiyaki out of the oven like Paul Kariya of the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim moves the puck up and down the ice. She's got as wicked a slapshot as the cannon blasts Al MacInnis of the St. Louis Blues likes to fire off. She's even cuter than Manon Rheaume, the good-looking former female netminder of the Tampa Bay Lightning, which is saying a lot about cuteness, considering you've got guys like that ugly bastard Mike Ricci of the San Jose Sharks playing in the NHL these days. Anyway, I'm all for Ukyo Kuonji being in the Top 20, and I think the Kings have a legitmate shot to go far in the playoffs in the 2004 season, with Andy Murray as their head coach. Los Angeles could even go all the way to win the Stanley Cup if they make a sizeable contract offer to Ukyo Kuonji and place her on the same line with Ziggy Palffy, Adam Deadmarsh, and Jason Allison, otherwise, count on a team like the New Jersey Devils taking their fourth Stanley Cup in ten seasons."