Number 6 - Urd

Believe me, sugar, it does get even better than this!

Here's a little heartbreaker for those of you who have this habit of packin' your cigarettes and making loud noises to thoughts of Belldandy in men's bathroom stalls in your respective places of employment. First of all, please leave this site now, as at least the perverts who devised the Top 20 have better sense to keep that crap at home, unlike those of you just described...now that that's over, we are going to reiterate some previous information. Belldandy is cute, but the judges did not determine her to be Top 20 material. Enter Belldandy's sister Urd...here's a hot babe who played her cards right and got in. Hell, yeah! Take a look at what Urd has to offer and tell yourself again that Belldandy's hotter, that is, if you're still that stubborn and would like to believe your own sick fantasies about her!

Here is the analysis:

From gold to platinum! Rich Eisen explains:

"Wow! So what do we have here? It's like we've gone from gold to platinum! What is exactly going on here? Could ranmaofdallas be compensating for the lack of blondes in this contest, or was he saving someone like Urd until farther up the line for the rest of us to salivate over at the right time? Either way, I really feel an awesome choice has been made, and...what? Am I hearing this correctly? For whatever crimes she's committed in the heavens, she now been exiled to Planet Earth for a while? Well, things could be worse...she could be incarcerated for murder charges stemming from hitting a man with her car and leaving him to die while stuck in her windshield, paralyzed from the waist down in a car accident, or convicted on 65 counts of accepting bribes...I don't know. Either way, it works out for all of us other regular men in this world, being able to see quite a scrumptious sight like Miss Urd. Now if it turns out she's getting around, if you know what I mean, to have gotten in the Top 20, when is she going to get around to me?"

Where was this picture in the latest Victoria's Secret catalog? Stuart Scott explains:
"Damn...I don't even know what to say, except I haven't gotten my turn either, Rich. I'm really glad to see that things are really now looking up in this contest! I definitely have to agree with the judges on this one. If you're looking for something to pack your cigarettes at work over, Belldandy is not it. Not that I do that sort of thing...the bathroom stall doors are attached here at ESPN Studios...but looking at pictures of Urd makes me want to reach for my Mild Sevens right now. I just hope my wife isn't reading this, or I guess I can consider my marriage to be history. Don't get me wrong...my loving wife wouldn't have the heart to divorce me. She'd just kill me! Can we get through the remainder of Urd's profile quickly so I don't have to die tonight?!?"

Here are the judges comments:

ranmaofdallas
Oh, yeah, Urd's one of the hottest things since homemade okonomiyaki! Come to think of it, I almost feel like I'm visiting one of those porn sites when I look at her pictures on this page!

Ryoga Hibiki
I heard this weird rumor that she actually slept with one of the judges, though.

Mousse Johnston
Wasn't me, although I would admit to being guilty of sleeping with her if it happened!

Masamichi Fujisawa
Come to think of it, I do feel nice and tingly all over...it must be more than that hot sake I was drinking and those two Mild Sevens I was smoking.

Yamcha Hibiki
Where in the hell is that $400 I lost earlier? Do you know anything about it, Miss Urd?

Xelloss Metallium
I thought she was very good in the sack...uh, I mean, what's this s#!% about sleeping with one of the judges???

Strikeman Gonzales
Xelloss, what the f#@&?!?

Ataru Moroboshi
I DEFINITELY wanna see her naked!!!

Genma Saotome
I didn't sleep with her, but I would've if I had gotten the chance!

Jesus Hibiki
Adultery is, like, wrong, and stuff, so I didn't do it. She didn't pay me any visits.

Chef
Where in the hell did those ice cubes by my bed come from?

Check these images out...

Ataru says: 'Oh, hell, yeah!'
Talk about not wasting any time!

By the light...of the silvery moon...

This is not a picture of Urd lying down, ya sick perverts!

This is!!!

Come to think of it, so is this picture!
Damn, the beach sounds good right now

Hell, yes...nothing like the beach!

And if seawater makes you nauseous, Urd can cure what ails you!

How about a little Chinese?

Ain't this a bitch...those bastard judges only made me number six?

I hope your weeping heavily when you realize you will only see this hot body again in your dreams! Number six, my ass!

Links to Urd

Gateway to the Goddesses
Urd's Domain
Oh My Goddess! Manga Gallery

If you dare, you can view Dabytches - ranma's Bottom 10

Or, you can take another gander at our esteemed judges and runners-up

	Oh, yeah, Urd's one of the hottest things since homemade okonomiyaki! Come to think of it, I almost feel like I'm visiting one of those porn sites when I look at her pictures on this page!
	I heard this weird rumor that she actually slept with one of the judges, though.
	Wasn't me, although I would admit to being guilty of sleeping with her if it happened!
	Come to think of it, I do feel nice and tingly all over...it must be more than that hot sake I was drinking and those two Mild Sevens I was smoking.

	Where in the hell is that $400 I lost earlier? Do you know anything about it, Miss Urd?
	I thought she was very good in the sack...uh, I mean, what's this s#!% about sleeping with one of the judges???
	Xelloss, what the f#@&?!?
	*I DEFINITELY* wanna see her naked!!!**

	I didn't sleep with her, but I would've if I had gotten the chance!
	Adultery is, like, wrong, and stuff, so I didn't do it. She didn't pay me any visits.
	Where in the hell did those ice cubes by my bed come from?