whoami
name: ranmaofdallas
birthday: 1971.10.01
sign: libra
birthplace:
honolulu hi
residence: aubrey tx
height: 5' 11"
weight: somewhere around 195 pounds
ethnicity: 17% hawaiian 17% japanese 16% filipino 25%
english 25% scottish 100% texan 100% american
cars i own: 2000
dodge neon, 1998 toyota corolla (it's not really mine, but it's been sitting in my garage since feb 05)
athletic gear:
adidas
personality:
i'm a nice guy who likes to drop the f-bomb...let's leave it at that...
whati'vebeendoingrecently
music:
dallas radio sucks these days, so just listen to a couple of mp3 discs in my car. sometimes you can hear 300 watts coming down your street.
activity: ranmaofdallas is still cycling, sometimes playing softball and waiting for his divorce to be finalized!
games: grand theft auto san andreas (is anyone surprised?) you callin' cj a bitch? gimme dat paper!
television: news and re-runs (it's summertime, what're you gonna do?) i did buy chappelle's show on dvd when it came out. i'm rick james, bitch! enjoy yo'self!
web: i finally decided to update this bio
page for the first time since early 2004
anime: i bought a bunch of hayao miyazaki dvds in the springtime. animefest 2005 is coming up in a few weeks.
travel: does my daily commute count?
whatilike
color: blue
animal: dogs
food:
whatever meat i grill myself
authors:
john steinbeck, james michener, roald dahl, hunter s. thompson
anime: ranma 1/2, you're under arrest!, bubblegum
crisis, ah! my goddess, perfect blue, initial d, riding bean, armitage iii and anything by the aforementioned hayao miyazaki
television:
twenty-fuckin'-four!!! season 4 was a fuckin' rush!
movies:
anything by cheech and chong, anything with chow yun-fat and guns, most
anything 007, black rain, gone in 60 seconds, raising arizona, lethal weapon (2-1-4-3 in that order), up the creek, better off dead,
one crazy summer, the terminator (1 and 2), the great outdoors, pulp fiction,
shaft (1971 and 2000)
sports teams: los angeles
kings (1993 campbell conference champions), dallas stars (1999 stanley cup
champions), new york rangers (1994 stanley cup champions), edmonton oilers
(1980s stanley cup dynasty), anaheim angels (2002 world series champions, 2004 al western division champions), los
angeles dodgers, new york yankees (26 world series titles), los angeles lakers
(14 nba championships), oakland raiders (3 super bowl titles), houston aeros,
wichita falls wildcats, hanshin
tigers (2003 central league champions), university of southern california
trojans (2003 and 2004 ncaa football national champions), los angeles galaxy, los angeles xtreme
(2001 xfl champions), frankfurt galaxy, manchester
united
musicians: (in no particular
order of preference) rush, the police, van halen, public enemy, armand van
helden, shonen knife,
the rippingtons, keiko matsui, roy ayers, pat metheny, lyle mays, megadeth,
daft punk, disturbed, the dave brubeck quartet, earth wind and fire, puddle of mudd,
run-dmc (r.i.p. jmj), sting,
foreigner, sos band, fantastic plastic machine, yanni, deepest blue, duran duran, electronic,
fear factory, steely dan, sammy hagar, england dan and john ford coley, afrika
bambaataa, chemical brothers,
erasure, depeche mode, gary numan, jimi hendrix, roger sanchez, everything but the girl, paul
oakenfold, seal, sevendust, beastie boys, living colour, mantronix, kraftwerk, con funk shun,
foreigner, drowning pool
(r.i.p. dave williams), jeff kashiwa, de la soul, orgy, ken ishii, god smack, jason nevins, anita baker, george benson,
primus, zz top, thomas dolby, yes, whodini, asia, ozzy osbourne, paul van dyk, journey, cherrelle, bt, rob zombie,
dj tiesto, stereomud, cypress hill,
midnight star, muddy waters, paul hardcastle, luther vandross (r.i.p. 2005), body count, men without hats, a
tribe called quest, the fixx, crystal method, phats & small, towa tei, styx, a
flock of seagulls, zapp,
bush, aphrodite, neworder, abc, genesis, rage against the machine (what the hell
is chris cornell and the rest of the original members calling themselves now?), alexander
o'neal, billy goat, fuel, joe jackson, pantera, dj savior, missing persons, mtume,
queensryche, the streets, prodigy, ambrosia, incognito, guns n roses, pet shop boys, acoustic
alchemy, black sabbath, chaka khan, helmet, herbie hancock, alice in chains,
orbital, linkin park, fragma, the beloved, starpoint, utah saints, robert miles, blur, stardust,
propellerheads, paul oakenfold...to name a few
whatidon't
first and foremost:
muthafuckas who
mistreat and/or neglect their children...what i see on the news about this
subject scares the hell out of me and angers the hell out me at the same time.
granted, i'm no father of the year, but i try to the best of my ability
to make sure my son gets to live a normal, happy life. as far as people
who mistreat their kids are concerned, why the fuck did they even have kids
to begin with?
now, the rest of my bitchin': careless dickheads who set fires in apartments (there seem to be a lot of them lately, and recently my boys leroy and james were displaced by that kind of stupid shit happening in the apartment below them, which is one of the many reasons ranmaofdallas bought a house!), racial and political division, boy bands (it doesn't matter...they all suck ass), britney spears, jessica simpson, american-fuckin'-idol (and its spinoffs), heavy traffic (one day it took me two fuckin' hours to get home!), reality television, country and western music, alternating letter cases in words on websites (it's sooooo gay), illness, j-lo (big ass whore), basketball (what happened to the magic-bird days when teams could actually fuckin' score 100 points in a regulation game?), any sports franchise in philadelphia, boston or detroit, pokemon (yes i still hate them), stinky fanboys and fangirls (you're most of the fuckin' reason i won't go to a-kon anymore...that and the fact it's become so corporate...take a fuckin' shower already, you stinky bastards and hags! lose some fuckin' weight while you're at it you disgusting fatbodies!!!), ford car and truck commercials...hell...ford vehicles (among guzzling gas, suv death-rollovers, and killing cops in rear-end collisions, ford vehicles just suck a big fat hairy green juicy donkey dick), long-ass commercial breaks on the radio followed by playing shit songs that commercial radio forces us to listen to, notre dame football and its ongoing arrogant television contract with nbc, people who whine about my outspokenness (better known as constant bitchin'!) and would rather i keep quiet along with people who are very sensitive and easily offended. pull the stick out of your asses, bitches!